THE ADVENTURES OF JJ PICKLETOES

They had to run,

they had to run fast.

You see my parents are old.

You think that YOUR parents are old? 

I know my parents are old.  

They are in their mid 20’s. 

Then my grandparents must be really old because they are even older than my parents. 

Let’s put their ages into perspective. 

The earth is thousands of years old or older. 

To God, a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day. 

So, we don’t need to quibble about years. 

There are several time ages. 

The first one is the Prehistoric Era, this includes The Stone Age, The Bronze Age and the Iron Age. 

There are other important Ages as well like the Medieval Age, Ancient Times and some Modern Eras. 

We can agree that the earth is really, really, really old. 

Then came the dinosaurs they are really, really old. 

My parents were around when there were dinosaurs, so they are really, really old. 

Then there was an ice age or two that wiped out the dinosaurs,  

which I think is a coverup. 

I think it was probably smoking that killed the dinosaurs because that was cool back then. 

Every toddler and especially every teenager think that their parents are old and that they don’t about stuff. 

Not me. 

I just think my parents are old and I have proof. 

Do you remember a time when your parents said something that made them seem old? 

Let me know in the comments.  

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