THE ADVENTURES OF JJ PICKLETOES

There is a revolution in France, 

And they don’t wear pants. 

That would suit me just fine. 

That was the French Revolution of 1789. 

It was not what it seems,  

The lower-class people wore pants as a sign of rebellion against high society. 

The Upper class wore Breeches. 

Of course, there was much more to it than that.  

Enough about the history of pants. 

That really doesn’t matter to me now, I am way too young to worry about that. 

I am glad that I don’t have to wear pants all the time. 

When you are an adult, you need to wear pants. 

At least in public. 

I use a phrase that I heard somewhere, 

Pants off, Pants on. 

You see I take my pants off and on more than anyone I know. 

When my diaper is full, 

Pants off. 

When my diaper is changed and dry. 

Pants on. 

Pants off, pants on. 

I have decided not to wear pants around the house, or outside. 

I only put them on when I feel like it, 

Or, 

My parents put them on for me. 

I still have a question about pants. 

If you have two pair of shoes, 

How many shoes do you have? 

If you have two pair of socks, 

How many socks do you have? 

If you have two pair of pants, 

How many pants do you have? 

Exactly.  

Pants are a plural tantum. 

A plural tantum is a word that only exists in a plural form. 

The odds of having scissors or pliers in your surroundings are slim, you could put on your sunglasses or use your binoculars, unless you want to use your headphones instead. 

Some examples of plural tantums.

My mom had some fancy pants. 

She probably doesn’t have them anymore. 

You see, 

 pants aren’t really that fancy to me. 

Unless of course they are fancy pants.  

Do you have a pair of fancy pants? 

Please wear your pants while reading this. 

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